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Spiderweb Mandala Vest

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Spiderweb Mandala Vest
This is the pattern for a Spiderweb Mandala Vest. I’m no seamstress, but I think all you have to do is show a spider the pattern and he will get to work spinning yarn out of his butt-sack and make this for you. Then all you have to do is wear this things and twirl around like Stevie Nicks, Queen of the arachnids. Maybe twirl around outside and catch some flies in this thing. Put them in a cocoon and save them for a snack. Great, now I got Stevie Nicks songs in my head.

Anyway, flaunt your spider-lovin’ style all you want. Maybe become the new Spider-Woman.
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Spider Earrings

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Spider Earrings
Do you like Spider Earrings? You’ll love these. They will turn you into a red-eyed zombie spider queen who shambles along looking for bodies to wrap in cocoons so she can feast later.

The next pics below show her on her lying on the floor stunned after my level 20 D and D rogue encountered her in a dungeon and laid the smack down with my bow staff. She had already hypnotized the rest of the party with her “red-eye” spider powers. Naturally, I searched the body and opened the treasure chest nearby, but I got nothing.

So we took the earrings as a trophy. I have a feeling we have not seen the last of that red-eyed vixen.
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Spider’s Lair Necklace

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Spider's Lair Necklace
This Spider’s Lair Necklace is awesome. That spider has the perfect lair. Boobies! Is your name Charlotte? I was just admiring your web. I would love to have a lair like that. My lair is all empty Mountain Dew cans and cheese puff packages.

Sometimes I sit real quiet and wait for my prey to enter my messy web. Then I wrap it up in a cheese puff cocoon. It’s a game me and my cat play. I like it more than she does.