This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
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Melting Plastic Leggings
These Melting Plastic Leggings are going to be all the rage this year. And all the rage will be from my mom when I ruin my new white pants by having my buddy Shane throw red wax on my crotch so it can drip down. Also I’ll be stuck in these pants forever since my man-parts will be fused with the material. Worth it though, even if I have to run around in circles trailing smoke until I find a water bin to sit in to put the fire out.
Holographic Alien Necklace
This necklace is holographic and psycho-futuristic. I just made that word up. I hope it goes viral. But in a good way. Not in a “scratch all night and it forms blisters” kind of way. Not only will this Holographic Alien Necklace look good on your neck. It will also make you dress up like a sexy future girl and twirl your hair as you kneel on a holographic floor.
You can’t say that about every necklace. I guess technically, it’s a choker, so aliens will be choking you. I guess you won’t mind because you will be looking so super-retro-back to the future-fly-sup-world that you won’t even care. Cool for you. Just bring me back a pair of those glasses. Please?
Spider Earrings
Do you like Spider Earrings? You’ll love these. They will turn you into a red-eyed zombie spider queen who shambles along looking for bodies to wrap in cocoons so she can feast later.
The next pics below show her on her lying on the floor stunned after my level 20 D and D rogue encountered her in a dungeon and laid the smack down with my bow staff. She had already hypnotized the rest of the party with her “red-eye” spider powers. Naturally, I searched the body and opened the treasure chest nearby, but I got nothing.
So we took the earrings as a trophy. I have a feeling we have not seen the last of that red-eyed vixen.
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Scary Amazing Ghost Captured In the Oven
Ghostbusters has some pretty advanced ghost catching solutions, but they don’t have anything on Ebay seller lexxxxlex, who knows how to catch a ghost quick, without all the fancy proton packs.
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