This Custom Skeleton Waistcoat– Wait, isn’t that a vest? What’s a waistcoat? A coat just for your waist? Something toxic waste disposal guys wear? That thing the guys on the waste disposal truck wear? It’s a vest and that’s that. A cool vest with skeletons on it. It’s what any biker would wear to a formal function to dine of hors’ devours and down some Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Weird Earbrow Capelet
If you’re looking for a fashion accessory that has ears and eyebrows this Weird Earbrow Capelet is for you. Earbrows are so this season. New from designer Tommy Shillfigure. Or is it Christian Di-ear? I have no idea. I’m not gonna buy. I was just… browsing.
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Spiderweb Mandala Vest
This is the pattern for a Spiderweb Mandala Vest. I’m no seamstress, but I think all you have to do is show a spider the pattern and he will get to work spinning yarn out of his butt-sack and make this for you. Then all you have to do is wear this things and twirl around like Stevie Nicks, Queen of the arachnids. Maybe twirl around outside and catch some flies in this thing. Put them in a cocoon and save them for a snack. Great, now I got Stevie Nicks songs in my head.
Anyway, flaunt your spider-lovin’ style all you want. Maybe become the new Spider-Woman.
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When Hugs Kill: Pastel Studded Vest
If you want to look like a spiky Pokemon(And who doesn’t?) check out this Pastel Stud Vest. Then ask yourself why everyone is keeping their distance. Maybe because they don’t want to get impaled by your pastel rainbow of spikes.
On the upside, this will teach your cat to stay off of your clothes.
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