Check out these cool tombstone magnets. I hope they add Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday! Pew! Pew! Pew! Gunfights are cool.
Wrong tombstone dumbass!
Ohhhhhhh. That kind of tombstone. Yeah, that’s cool too.
Whatever idiot! Anyway, what do you want on your tombstone?
I’ll have pepperoni and extra cheese! *Shouts* Tombstone pizza Pierre!