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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets

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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.

Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.

Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit

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Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit Make some zombie poetry with the Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit. Put your creations on the fridge or other metal surface. I don’t know about you, but I find zombie poetry to be beautiful and romantic. If I create zombie poetry and display it on my fridge, does that count as being published? I’m gonna say yeah. But I get too distracted by the fridge and leave my poetry half finished, but never my burrito. That always gets finished. I’m just no good under pressure and by that I mean I get all gassy and crampy and doubled over, until the pressure is relieved. Then it’s back to snacking while I stare at the words in a kitchen that smells like a trash heap.
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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set

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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it. You have to dress up your zombie. I can’t stress this enough. Your Zombie can’t just walk around naked. I mean their naughty parts are all rotten and putrid for one thing. Dress them up people, or don’t keep them as pets. It’s that simple. This Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set will help teach you how to dress them for success. Put these magnets on the fridge and have fun putting clothes on an undead form. There’s even a beer can in there. Or maybe it’s an energy drink.

Dress this one and dress the real thing. This ain’t no game peeps. Naked Zombies are the worst. But their naked bodies got a lot of shame in their game. True dat!

Horror Magnets For Your Fridge

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Horror Magnets For Your Fridge
Deck your fridge out in all kinds of horror. No, besides all that GMO stuff you have inside. These Horror Magnets For Your Fridge are gonna look awesome. They have some really cool movies. Like Demon Wind. I broke Demon Wind once and cleared out an entire movie theater. Good times. Now I can have those memories on my fridge.
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Custom Alien Head Magnets

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Custom Alien Head Magnets
Alien heads! These Custom Alien Head Magnets finally allow me to collect alien heads in a way that DOES NOT involve chopping their filthy heads off whenever they try to abduct me and take me aboard their spaceships for tests.

Later that night at 3 A.M.

*Stands over a decapitated alien body, breathing heavy, with a machete in my hand.* “I told you, I don’t need a checkup! Now contemplate your dead-side manner you gray bastard!”

Custom Alien Head Magnets

Custom Alien Head Magnets