Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
Tag: tombstone
RIP Tombstone Pillow For When You Are Dead Tired
This Tombstone Pillow lets you Rest In Peace. Just lay your head down on this comfy pillow and I’ll try not to put some Xs over your eyes and make ya look all dead like. No promises. I would use pennies, but I’m all out. Used my entire change jar full of pennies to pay for taco bell. I’ll tell ya what’s not resting in peace: My colon!
Gravestone Desk Clock
This Gravestone Desk Clock is cool and all, but I can’t have it on my desk, cuz I would feel like I have to get everything done by 6 O’clock, cuz that is RIP time. On one hand I can rest at 6, but on the other, I’ll be resting forever. Plus, this clock would only be good for one day, then at 6 I’ll be pushing up daisies. Then people would be leaving flowers and stuff at my gravestone clock for the rest of the night. So this clock is a tough sell.
Tombstone and Open Grave Ring
I love this Tombstone and Open Grave Ring from VonErickson, who also made these cool zombie graduation rings. The problem is, ever since I started wearing it, that open grave keeps filling up with corpses. I fall asleep and wake up to find a dead cockroach inside. I swat a fly on my arm and it lands right in the open grave. That’s all cool, but the tombstone gets new writing every time. When I killed that fly it read “Buzzkill”. When the cockroach was in there, it had the bug’s name along with a birth and death date and “Father of two million”. Crazy.
Vampire Demon Tombstone Statue
This Vampire Demon Tombstone Statue is exactly what you need if you have a vampire/demon to bury. It has a crazy gargoyle/demon on top just so there’s no doubt that this is a Vampire’s grave. To bad you can’t customize the gravestone.
Here lies Dracula.
Killed by a stake on the end of a spatula.
His life was spectacular.
Here lies a filthy demon
He died while screamin’
The cross against his chest was steamin’