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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

Headstone Wedding Cake Topper – I do?

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Headstone Wedding Cake Topper
Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.

Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace

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Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace
This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.

Cool Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers
Here lies Salt. Here lies Pepper. Man, this is sad. I never even got to see them in concert. I’ll just have to push it in their honor. Push it real good! Dun dun dun dun duh…. These Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers are a great way to make your table look like a graveyard. It goes well with the leftover bones of that chicken you just ate.

And so these seasonings are laid to rest. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I never took it out and used it, so it really did rust.

Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt

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Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt
Excuse me ma’am, your skirt is full of ghosts. What I’m saying is that your nether-regions are being haunted. Your lower half is probably covered in ectoplasm by now. Lucky for you I’m a Ghostbuster. I can help. Wanna be my boo? Jk. Jk. BOO! Did I scare ya? But let’s not skirt the issue. This Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt is pretty adorable. You might call it Haunt Couture. It is a grave fashion choice that is sure to raise some spirits.