This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.
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Here lies Salt. Here lies Pepper. Man, this is sad. I never even got to see them in concert. I’ll just have to push it in their honor. Push it real good! Dun dun dun dun duh…. These Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers are a great way to make your table look like a graveyard. It goes well with the leftover bones of that chicken you just ate.
And so these seasonings are laid to rest. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I never took it out and used it, so it really did rust.
Excuse me ma’am, your skirt is full of ghosts. What I’m saying is that your nether-regions are being haunted. Your lower half is probably covered in ectoplasm by now. Lucky for you I’m a Ghostbuster. I can help. Wanna be my boo? Jk. Jk. BOO! Did I scare ya? But let’s not skirt the issue. This Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt is pretty adorable. You might call it Haunt Couture. It is a grave fashion choice that is sure to raise some spirits.
Normally you don’t wanna rest your head in a graveyard until you bite the big one, until you lay down for the big sleep, bite the bullet, buy the farm, kick the bucket, bite the dust, give up the ghost, shuffle off this mortal coil… But in this case it’s alright. You’re just visiting. And when you raise your head off of this Graveyard Halloween Pillow after a long nap, you can look back at it and laugh at death. Ha ha! Until next time sucker.
Isn’t the human language awesome? It’s called a graveyard, cuz it is a yard full of graves. But if I put graves in my yard, everybody throws a fit! Waaaa. That guy is creepy, that guy is sick. He’s evil! Where’d he get the bodies? It’s a health hazard! Stupid neighborhood laws. They’re just tombstones people! They just happen to have the names of my enemies. Oh you’re on my list now. All of you. My graveyard just grew by like 30 names. You want some of this? Let’s go! RIP in my yard. I mean RI PEE, cuz I pee in my yard sucka! So there. How do ya like that? Bring it!
These miniature tombstones are apparently for really tiny people. RIPman. RIP. If I had a tiny hat I would tip it and hold it to my heart. But I don’t. So instead, I’m pouring out some liquor for my tiny homies. Oh s**t, here comes the wife!
Were you just pouring liquor all over my tiny tombstones that are in the dirt for my potted plant?
Just honoring the homies. Don’t be a hater! Besides liquor makes plants grow quicker. Everybody knows that. Except for that shriveled up plant in the corner. That one couldn’t hold it’s liquor. What a pansie! Get it? Oh s**t, put down that vase!
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