This Tombstone Pillow lets you Rest In Peace. Just lay your head down on this comfy pillow and I’ll try not to put some Xs over your eyes and make ya look all dead like. No promises. I would use pennies, but I’m all out. Used my entire change jar full of pennies to pay for taco bell. I’ll tell ya what’s not resting in peace: My colon!
Tag: grave stone
Tombstone Magnets
Check out these cool tombstone magnets. I hope they add Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday! Pew! Pew! Pew! Gunfights are cool.
Wrong tombstone dumbass!
Ohhhhhhh. That kind of tombstone. Yeah, that’s cool too.
Whatever idiot! Anyway, what do you want on your tombstone?
I’ll have pepperoni and extra cheese! *Shouts* Tombstone pizza Pierre!