Undies For Two are double the trouble, but also double the fun. Who’s climbing in with me? All aboard the double undies train! I think you got into my side. Why? Because I know I have a skid mark on my side and this feels too soft against my cheeks. You feel anything coarse and slimy back there?
Hey, go that way. No, left. My left, not your left. Ow! You keep stepping on my foot. No, my junk is not happy about this. It’s a nervous reaction.