deer butt faceSome days an artist wakes up and says “I’m going to create the best sculpture ever today.” Other days you say, “I’m going to paint a masterpiece of abstract modernist industrial blah blah.” Then there are the days when you wake up and say, “Hey Cleetus, I’m gonna make me a face in a deer’s ass!” We’ve all been there.

But one Etsy seller actually went through with it.

A unique face sculptured out of deer fur. Intriguing? Uncovered during ice thaw? Hairy man? No! Some creative artist fashioned the rear end of a buck to resemble a human face. A ‘must have’ for any collector seeking unique items.

Only $500. I hope he got the smell out. Getting rid of ass smell on an actual ass is pretty difficult. Someone should ask the seller.