This fall. The Barnyard Boys are back! This is gonna be the heist of a lifetime. Starring Pauly the Pigeon as Peckerhead Paulsy, Charlie Chickensnitch as Cluck Norris and the Horsehead of the Apocalypse as himself. Rated R for sex and violence and drugs and animal on animal crime in the seedy underbelly of Barnyard City.
That’s the movie I would make with these sweet weird animal masks. Either that or you know, just make an ass out of myself in public, but I’ve never needed a mask for that.
I have a full house, Boo-boos high. I have a royal flush, ouchies high. I have a pair of one eye’d kings…because they both got stabbed in the eye.
Fun for the whole family. These Bandage Shaped Poker Playing Cards combine two of our favorite pastimes, Poker and open wounds that need bandaging. How do you not already use these cards on your Poker night? They look like bandages, but are playing cards.
They were obviously designed by some kid who skinned his knee running away from a poker game where he just cleaned all the other kids out, cheating them out of all of their pop-rocks and pixie sticks and other uncontrolled diabetic substances. Probably wrecked his big wheel and when he hit his head, he came up with this idea. Of course his parents probably stole his money and so today he lives in a shack in Arkansas where he hits his head repeatedly on the wall, trying to strike gold again. Sad really.
This Rubber Band Pillow looks so comfy and squishy. I just want someone to lay their head on it so I can start snapping rubber bands against their noggin.
This pillow is made with a rainbow of upcycled rubber bands. I want to touch it. Snap it all day long. Test it’s bounciness by throwing it at someone. Only $75.
Some days an artist wakes up and says “I’m going to create the best sculpture ever today.” Other days you say, “I’m going to paint a masterpiece of abstract modernist industrial blah blah.” Then there are the days when you wake up and say, “Hey Cleetus, I’m gonna make me a face in a deer’s ass!” We’ve all been there.
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