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Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight

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Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight
Sure, we tend to focus on the scary stuff here at creepbay, but we are also about the weird. Like two deer having a slap fight! Oh yeah!

Who you calling Bambi Biatch? I’ll slap the antlers off you! SLAP! I’m calling you Bambi biatch cuz that hunter bagged your mom! SLAP! Don’t you talk about my mother! SLAP! I’ll talk about your mother all I want. She’ll do anybody as long as they have the doe! Get it? Doe? Her name is dil right? Dil Doe? Ha ha ha ha! Your mom’s a dil doe! SLAP!
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Cool Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace

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Reindeer Skeleton Cameo NecklaceAwww look at the cute reindeer skeleton just frolicking in the snow. This Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace has nice bones. As you may already know, Zombie Santa uses a bunch of skeleton reindeer to fly to the houses of bad kids who don’t eat their vegetables and get caught playing with their pee-pees. In other words, dude was at my house every year terrorizing me. I never even met the real Santa. Just the creepy anti-Santa. Oh and one year Krampus came to the house and dragged me off in a sack so he could beat me with a stick. Oh yeah, Christmas is just great. Good times! That’s why ever since I turned 12, I just hide in the attic till it’s all over.
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Deer Skull Necklace

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Deer Skull Necklace
You are going to get a lot of compliments when you wear this Deer Skull Necklace. Here are just some of the things you’ll hear:

Deer God, that’s a nice necklace.

Be a dear and- Oh my, you have a deer around your neck.

Where ya from? Deerborn, Michigan?

Who are you? The Deery Queen? Can I get a Blizzard?

Well kiss my deery-air, are those antlers?

Dear, can you fetch my deer necklace?(You to your husband)

Nice antlers btw.
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Deer Anatomy: A Deer In The Stomach

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Deer Anatomy
Oh deer. Or is it a doe? I can never tell. Doh! Is that a deer in your stomach or are you just happy to see me? This piece of art called Deer Anatomy is all about eating a deer whole. And then letting that deer relax in the enchanted forest that is your gut.

So that’s what that rumbling was in my stomach. My deer is always super hungry.

Feed meeeeeeee!

Shut it deer!

Taxidermy Fridge Magnets

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taxidermy fridge magnet
We don’t all have room in our homes to display stuffed and mounted dead stuff. So what can you do? Well, if you absolutely have to have some dead stuff around and the conversation with your dead grandmother’s corpse in the rocking chair has turned boring, try these Taxidermy Fridge Magnets.

No miniature animals actually had to die so that you can display them on your fridge. Ya whack job! I kid. But really, this is a much classier way to display dead animals. A real space saver too. Now you can be a big game (magnet) hunter. They even come in super cool packaging that makes each piece look like they are on display in a tiny room.
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