This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.