Baby Alien Xenomorph Fetus Chest Burster Necklace
My wife keeps bugging me for a baby. You want a baby? I’ll give you a baby. And I don’t mean that Baby Ruth I dropped in the public pool last week. A Xenomorph baby! How ya like that? This Baby Alien Xenomorph Fetus Chest Burster Necklace is your birthday gift. Baby delivered.

What do you mean you already have a fully grown baby? By the way, have you seen my blanky? You didn’t leave it at the laundromat again I hope. And why does Mr. Snuggles have a pair of scissors in his abdomen? *Inspects bear closer* Is this like the time my pajamas accidentally got thrown in the wood chipper? I can’t have anything nice.