These Wool Slippers With 3D Rats will keep your toes mice and cozy. Although your cat will never stop attacking your feet. Never. I’ve gone through like 6 pairs in 2 weeks. Now they all have holes in them and my cats are pooping wool. The rats here look good enough to be taxidermy. Pretty sweet.
Category: Creep Wear
Human Teeth Ring
Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.
Pocket Coffin Wallet
When you think about it, a coffin is nothing but a wallet for a dried up old corpse. So this Pocket Coffin Wallet makes sense. You put dead presidents in it. And with a coffin wallet in your pocket, you’ll feel like the Grim Reaper. It’s the preferred way for Goths to pay. Pretty cool. There are all kinds of colors and styles available.
Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie
I like my hoodies with coffins and Ouija board planchettes flying all over the place like there was an explosion at a funeral home during a seance. This Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie recreates that experience and we love it. Pastel. Check. Goth. Check. Coffins. Check. It’s all here and looking good! The pockets should be coffin shaped as well.
Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette
Spin and twirl in this cool Ouija Board Skirt. It has pockets for your planchette or to trap spirits in. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal is. I summon spirits all the time. It’s called the liquor store. I wonder if she always does this little dance in her backyard. That’s gonna attract ghosts for sure. And also me peeping from next door.