Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.
I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.
I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.
There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.
Category: Creep Wear
Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.
Bat Wing Choker Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.
Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede
Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.
Disgusting Mutation Horror Pendant
Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.