Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Coffin Bottle Opener – Rest In Pabst
Every drink brings you and your liver one step closer to the grave, so why not pop those tops with the Coffin Bottle Opener? This bottle opener is Midnight Black in color with black hardware and a Cap Catcher. It’s a great piece of Gothic home decor. Drink ’em if you got ’em.
The only problem is now I need a coffin shaped recycling bin for the bottles. Someone get on that.
Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable
Put this sweet piece of furniture in your home and it’s gonna be the Day of the Dead all year long. The Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable can be used either as a side or as a place to rest your drink. May your drink rest in peace. It comes in black, green, terracotta, and ivory. Having a huge skull in the living room is just too damn cool.
via The Awesomer
The Book Of Monsters Journal Has Eyes
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.
This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside
This Halloween, scare the bejesus out of everyone with this excellent prop. VFX Creates has the perfect prank for this year. What looks like an empty, but blood-splattered box, breaks open and a screaming ghost head lunges at your victim. Man, this thing is going to cause heart attacks. It will cost you almost $1,500, but is so worth it.
via Gizmodo