Time travel exists. We all know it, cuz movies tell us so. Here’s proof. The woman in this painting from 1860 is clearly staring at an iPhone in her hands. Probably about to LOL. It was spotted by a visitor to an art museum in Munich. The painting is Austrian painter Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller’s “The Expected One.” Professionals say it’s a prayer book. You and I know better. Shut up. It’s an iPhone and that’s all there is to it.
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Category: Paranormal Activity
Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan
So Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan. Not the popular 80s band, but actual stray cats. After Mayuko Matsumoto was discovered with nearly two dozen cuts on her face, police knew that someone tried to kill her. The 82-year-old woman can’t speak and the intruder left no signs of entry. But police soon realized that the woman’s wounds resembled cat scratches. Then they spotted several stray cats hanging out near Matsumoto’s house like a bunch of hooligans. I’m pretty sure they were dressed in kitty gang-attire and some were flicking switch blades, but that isn’t in the report.
Police soon found that one of the cats actually had what looked like blood on its claws. They are going to test the blood and see if it matches. If it does the cat will likely go on a kitty time-out or get no wet food for a month.
via Japan Times
Walking Octopuses Attack On The Shores Of Wales
*Holds up picket signs.* Octopus stay in the water! They walk, we run! Down with the cephalopods! *Drops picket signs and runs as the Octopi horde approaches.* Residents of beach community in Wales have witnessed dozens of octopi emerging from the ocean and walking along the shore. Witnesses yelled, “Stop doing that.” and “You aren’t people!”. One old man yelled, “It took you eight legs to do that? Ha! I got two and I been doing it my whole life!” He then proceeded to unload on the octopi “Terminator with a shotgun” style. Okay I made that last part up, but for reals, Octopuses are leaving the ocean and walking on shore like badasses.
At least twenty-five have been seen walking along the sands of New Quay beach over three consecutive nights. It looks like the beginning of an invasion people. Guard your beaches, protect your mermaids if you have ’em.
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Scarecrow Terrorizes UK Family
A mother and daughter walking their dog in a wooded area in England think they have been followed by what looks like a scarecrow! Not sure where the cowardly lion, the tin man, Dorothy and Toto were. The mom suddenly heard what sounded like someone else walking in the woods and also heard a whispering man’s voice. There does appear to be someone lurking behind her daughter as they walk down the path. Apparently, they never saw this scarecrow again. Probably cuz that was the last straw!
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Mystery Portal Appears in Argentina
So a woman walking her dog through a park in Argentina captured this image of a beam of light or mystery portal in the sky on the morning of October 24th. Seems like it’s a no-brainer that this is an alien portal, but meteorologists say that the tube-like phenomenon is created when masses of warm and cold air briefly come close to each other, but do not merge. I’m not buying it. It’s obviously aliens using a Star Trek transporter. Or God’s flashlight cuz he lost his keys.
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