This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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Category: Paranormal Activity
Strange Creature Found in Brazil
I’ll be honest, I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but it looks like some natives in Brazil have found a strange creature. A mutated version of the Trix rabbit. It’s like the Trix rabbit had sex with a human and this is their deformed love child. Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! But mutations are for everyone. Yeah!
I love how the camera jumps around at the end so you can’t see anything. If you can get to Brazil, buy a camera, and you know how to hold a camera, I think you can hold the camera steady when filming. You just know this guys home videos all look like Battlestar Galactica filmed with the steady hands of Michael J. Fox.
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Aliens In New York City Prank
This is a video from FOX to promote the January 3rd release of The X-Files on Fox. Basically they scare the hell out of people by having aliens show up. Alien hands reaching out of a newspaper vending machine, aliens popping out of things, aliens scaring unsuspecting New Yorkers. It takes a lot to scare New Yorkers. Most of these victims may have had a jump scare at first, but then they are just quickly relieved that they didn’t step in bum-piss or get attacked by one of the city’s many dog-sized cockroaches. Oh just an alien? No big deal. “I’m a New Yorker! I just impaled a radioactive sewer rat with my umbrella, so get outta here which your aliens ya jabroni! Forget about it!”
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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation
Is it just me or does that ghost look like Dennis Rodman? Anyway, a group selfie was taken by visitors while they were visiting a haunted plantation in Louisiana. Then BOOM! Photobombed by the face of one of the place’s spirits. The image showed up on Facebook posted by The Myrtles Plantation. In a window behind the women, a face can be seen. Some think that it is Myrtles’ most famous ghost, a slave girl named Chloe, who is said to have been photographed at the plantation on other occasions in the past.
I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: I say we start calling any selfie with a ghost a “ghostie” from now on. Who’s with me?
via WAFB
Interactive UFO Stalker Map Helps You Avoid Abductions
This new interactive map combines Google Earth with a massive database of UFO sightings to help you stalk the UFOs. That will turn the tables on those ET bastards. It’s called the UFO Stalker. You can check out sightings reported in your hometown or anywhere. The map also gives you the full sighting report from the database.
Knowledge is power and I aim to use this power so no aliens can ever make my butt hurt again. Let’s use this to catch us an alien and probe HIS butt!