So a woman walking her dog through a park in Argentina captured this image of a beam of light or mystery portal in the sky on the morning of October 24th. Seems like it’s a no-brainer that this is an alien portal, but meteorologists say that the tube-like phenomenon is created when masses of warm and cold air briefly come close to each other, but do not merge. I’m not buying it. It’s obviously aliens using a Star Trek transporter. Or God’s flashlight cuz he lost his keys.
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Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments
I know what you’re thinking. That Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments surely smell like seaweed and monster pee. Nope. These ornaments are lavender scented. Hang them anywhere you want. On your Christmas tree, your rear view mirror, wherever. I have mine above the Captain’s wheel on my boat. Sometimes I reach up and sniff it like a bloodhound, so I know if I’m getting close to Nessie or not. It doesn’t help, but I feel a little high. Then I forget what I was doing and spin donuts on the water until the coastguard comes. So that was my weekend.
Hair Of The Sasquatch
Hows about a little hair of the Sasquatch? I’ve tried to get a sample of bigfoot hair myself, out in the wild, but every time I find some, the lab tests identify it as monkey pubes or whatever. Big foot is really hard to catch. I can’t even get any evidence on them. That Bigfoot probably grabbed a monkey and rubbed it on a tree just to throw me off his scent.
Anyway, you can get yourself some Sasquatch hair that has been preserved in glass. Alright, I’m gonna take a chance and get it. Better not be pubes again.