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Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan

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Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan
So Stray Cats Are Trying To Murder People In Japan. Not the popular 80s band, but actual stray cats. After Mayuko Matsumoto was discovered with nearly two dozen cuts on her face, police knew that someone tried to kill her. The 82-year-old woman can’t speak and the intruder left no signs of entry. But police soon realized that the woman’s wounds resembled cat scratches. Then they spotted several stray cats hanging out near Matsumoto’s house like a bunch of hooligans. I’m pretty sure they were dressed in kitty gang-attire and some were flicking switch blades, but that isn’t in the report.

Police soon found that one of the cats actually had what looked like blood on its claws. They are going to test the blood and see if it matches. If it does the cat will likely go on a kitty time-out or get no wet food for a month.

via Japan Times

REDRUM Metal Bookends For Your Horror Books

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REDRUM Metal Bookends
Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.

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The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt

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The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt
Hmmmm. I wonder what this The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt is all about. Hint: It’s about murder spelled backwards like a hundred times. Ladies, buy this and then always stand in front of a mirror when your husband is around. Don’t say a word. It will freak him out. Make sure you pack this if you ever travel to the Overlook hotel too. This skirt will be murder on your style. No, really. Redrum! Redrum!

Crochet Crime Scene: Sid And Nancy “Antigurumi” Amigurumi Set

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sid and nancyEtsy seller croshame was inspired to create a crocheted portrait of the horrific events that alledgedly occurred in the Chelsea Hotel on October 12. 1978, where Sid Vicious was accused of killing Nancy Spungen.

Seems like a pretty good crochet re-enactment to me. You get angry Sid, a dead Nancy, and the weapon: a knife, wiped clean. Is it wrong to say that this is the cutest crime re-enactment ever?

Haunted Kimono

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haunted kimonoAccording to Ebay seller Maggieshouse, “Cherry….is the spirit that is very attached to this silk robe. The scent of Chantilly perfume is not only present on the robe, but you will get a whiff of it when she is in any room. She tends to roam the house. The sound of distant, soft crying. Not wailing…or sobbing….just the softest sad cry. She is also prone to bouts of disruptive behavior. She will knock over light items, ruffle the blinds and curtains, blow out candles, etc. Sometimes….she is just there…and you can sense her there.” Read more “Haunted Kimono”