Garbage Pail Kids are nasty. You leave any kid in the garbage for long enough, he/she is bound to have some deformities and gross behavior. Check out this bust of Elaine Vein for $207.49. That chick is crazy nasty, popping veins all over her head. Looks like the Fukushima boy’s choir.
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Elaine Vein was totally insane
She took to sobbing
Because her head was throbbing
Deep vein thrombosis
Is really the grossest
Just ask my grandma who has a city map on her ankles
Plan your trip on her great big cankles
Thank you. Thank you. Good old grandma. We planned a trip to the Grand Canyon one year, but we kept getting lost, because she kept pulling her support socks up.