Are you a witchy woman? Then you need some witchy jewelry. This Enchanted Mirror Pendant. Maybe you can do spells with it or something. Ask it who the loveliest of all is. Maybe you can gaze into it and see the future, tell people their fortunes. Or, you know, just wear it cuz it looks awesome. My question is, who enchanted it with what? I’m hoping it spits out chocolates from another dimension.
Tag: accessory
Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural
Vampire bats are awesome. Except for when they swoop down and attack me and stuff. Get your own Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural varieties. Albino anything is always creepy AF. So naturally, I prefer that one. Albinos freak me out.
Al Bino was white as a sheet.
He scared everyone that he’d meet.
He’s pale and he’s frail and his suntans all fail.
Dude just can’t take the heat.
The Doctor Is In – Plague Doctor Enamel Pin
I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.
Cool Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace
Damn. I’ve seen some Bat Enchantresses wearing some cool jewels, but never anything like this Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace. If you are wearing this, you’ve upped your bat game sister! Your bat game is on point. On Fleek. On Ekkk in this case. Or maybe on squeak. Get it? That was a bad bat joke. I should be locked up in guano-tanomo bay for that one.
The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties
That’s a nice pair of The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties ya got there. Just can’t tell if it’s really the wolfman or if you just need to shave. Either way, I’m good with that and ready for a sexy night. My weiner is so small you’ll think that I invited the Invisible Man, so it’s all good. Maybe we should invite the rest of the monsters and have a party. I love that they’re high waisted, cuz I’m also high wasted if ya know what I mean.