Have the power of the snake when you wear this awesome Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring. Just try not to hiss too much and bite people in public. Besides your venom game is weak bro. I also wouldn’t carry around a baby rattle and rattle it when others approach. People will just think you’re crazy. Cuz you are. It has a nice antique finish that is so detailed, you can see the scaly texture as the snake hugs your finger. Ewww. Get it off. Get it off!
Tag: accessory
Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Shark Bite Choker Chokes You, Bites Others
This Shark Bite Choker looks pretty badass, but all I can think about is some woman kissing a guy while the shark bites a hole in his neck. Now that’s an authentic choker. It not only chokes, but it also takes a mini shark-sized hole out of you. No thanks. If you wanna kiss me, you best remove jaws there.
Bigfoot And Other Cryptid Keychains – Keys To The Cryptid Kingdom
You’ll never lose your keys when they are attached to a cryptid. Etsy seller SupernaturalShack sells these cool keychains that will hold your keys in paranormal style. Hmmm. I had a supernatural shack once, but it vanished. Anyway, you can choose from Bigfoot and the Flatwoods Monster in two styles. They make any set of keys the keys to the cryptid kingdom. I’ve never been, but I hear it’s lovely this time of year.