Go from looking like the CryptKeeper to looking like the new hotness with this Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag. You get brushes with the Bat, The Cross, The Scythe, The Skull and The Claw. It’s a 5 Piece set with an optional Handmade Coffin Bag. Put your face on in style. These brushes have a metallic finish, heavy metal handles, and nylon hair. It’s the perfect Gothic accessory for the ladies.
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Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges
These Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges are crazy! No really. Those skulls look like they are insane in the membrane. Fun fact: At first I accidentally made the title, “Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedgies”. So, just to be clear, these are not wedgies. You are safe nerds. And damn, that would hurt. A regular wedgie is bad enough, but those jewel encrusted wedgies hurt like a biatch!
Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.
Ewwww! Chattergrub Bolo Tie
This Chattergrub Bolo Tie is a stylish and disgusting accessory. What’s a chattergrub? I have no idea. I think it’s a grub that talks and talks and talks until you can’t take it anymore. If that’s what it is, I know some people that are infected by this thing. STFU already! Damn! Still, this creature will make its way into your heart. Other internal organs too.
Dark Unicorn Skeleton Necklace
I always wanted to ride into battle atop my own unicorn. I picture it impaling people with its horn, but really it would probably just run around the battlefield leaving a rainbow light trail and farting skittles. Still, it would be cool. For now I’ll settle for wearing this kick-ass Unicorn Skeleton Necklace. I like cuz it looks like a unicorn got hit by lightning and became a dark unicorn. An anti-unicorn that hunts others in its species so it can steal their light and colors. Ohhhhh. Spooky.