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Bat Crop Top – Holy Bat Boobies!

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Bat Crop Top - Holy Bat Boobies!
Now that’s what I call Creep Wear. This Bat Crop Top is the ultimate in boobie-covering technology. God, I wish I was that bat. You would be the wind beneath my wings. The wind is very nipply today, so let me hold you tighter, my love. Is it technically a bra? A halter top? Crop top? Bat brazier? I have no idea, but I know it is a bat made to protect your jubblies. And boy, does it look sexy. Whether you are headed for the convenience store, at the beach, or living during the apocalypse, this bat crop top will always look amazing. Bat boobs are always in fashion, after all. Let’s face it they are probably the two greatest things in existence.

Gotta be a B cup, too cuz it’s a Bat. I’m just guessing. A bat cup, if you will. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable and put your bat on, my dear? I’ll get the bat wine opener, and we can have a quiet night in.

Poison Ivy Tights

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Poison Ivy Tights
A tattoo sleeve is a guilty pleasure for some of us, but some of us can’t commit to tattooing our skin, so these Poison Ivy Tights by TATUL are convenient for those who want to lead a double life. They are also very well designed. You are bound to look better in them than without them. Very sexy.

The prints are hand-painted and the material itself is tough to ensure it doesn’t get ripped easily. You can add a few of these to your collection for various outfits and events. They are perfect for a Poison Ivy costume.

This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings

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Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.

The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties

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The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties
That’s a nice pair of The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties ya got there. Just can’t tell if it’s really the wolfman or if you just need to shave. Either way, I’m good with that and ready for a sexy night. My weiner is so small you’ll think that I invited the Invisible Man, so it’s all good. Maybe we should invite the rest of the monsters and have a party. I love that they’re high waisted, cuz I’m also high wasted if ya know what I mean.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box

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Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box
Welcome to my nightmare. What kind of nightmare? A Nightmare Before Christmas of course. It’s March biatch! Speaking of bad dreams, check out this Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box. Oooo la la. So Tim Burton! This cool accessory stands 16 inches tall, but it will stand much taller in your heart.