Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight! Oh yeah. Look at these boneheaded kids just dancing the night away. They cray cray skeleton dolls. It’s all Saturday Night Dead up in here. I think she’s a flapper, but probably flapping her gums more than anything. He don’t care. He’s gettin some sweet bony love tonight. Some bone on bone action. Which is real actual grinding peeps. They get up and if there’s dust, you know they been at it all night.
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Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls
Imagine their surprise when you give little Johnny and Judy this set of dolls for Christmas. Cuz every kid wants to start playing with their dolls only watch their guts fall out. Meet the Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls. The king and queen of the creepy doll world. They are designed to help kids learn, but the only thing your kids will learn is that these dolls are f**king gross. They come with clothes and all kinds of accessories. And by accessories, I mean organs like the liver, spleen, heart, kidney and other gooey innards.
I mean, if you are raising your kid to be a coroner, I guess they have to start somewhere. Funding for this Kickstarter was unsuccessful. I can’t imagine why.
Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree
While exploring a state forest in Massachusetts, a hiker found a horrifying scene: a tree covered in Elmo dolls. Can you imagine the scream that this hiker let out upon seeing this terrible sight? “Some of them were just regular Elmos,” she told a radio station, “but some of them were the Tickle-Me-Elmo kind, and quite a bit of them still had batteries in them.”
It’s a trap. Left for unsuspecting hikers and when you move in for the tickle, all hell breaks loose and you die.
Now the tree is a big mystery. No one knows who would set such a trap. A sick mind. A very sick mind.
Terrifying Poseable Needle Felted Plant Monsters
FrivolousForest makes these Terrifying Poseable Needle Felted Plant Monsters, along with some other equally horrifying monster miniatures. I think I saw some of these roaming around in the woods last week, but that may have been that nyquil on the rocks I took to ward off my oncoming cold. Don’t judge, I get a lot of cold symptoms and I need my medicine. Besides you know what they say. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Especially when mixed with Nyquil. I feel healthy as a horse. A horse who never remembers much and constantly wakes up in the forest with little creatures around me.
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Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters
Who needs an acid trip when you have these Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters from MezenFantasyDolls? Looking at these creatures is a good trip and a bad trip. Know what I mean? Also, can you get those spiders off of me? GET ‘EM OFF! GET ‘EM OFF! Oh wait. Wow dude. I’M the spider crawling all over the Earth and weirding IT out. Whoa!
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