Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume

Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume
Nice tats sister. I always wanted to open my own tattoo shop called tats and ass. Too much? One of my slogans would be, “We put tats in bras.” Also our winter special would be “Cold as a witches tat.” Anyway, this Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume has some nice tats. It’s perfect for Halloween. If you are a dude wearing it, then it’s perfect for your Hallo-weenie. Of course, you could also go for the poison ivy look.

Anatomical Heart Tote Bag

Anatomical Heart Tote Bag
I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art

Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.

I like crypto art
Not crypto farts

When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.

Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke

Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass

That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.

Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App

Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App
This game is called Cat Explorer and you will be exploring cats alright. Exploring their insides, their muscles, organs, their guts, taking the skin off the cat. It’s supposed to be educational, but it is horrifying and funny. What kind of sick bastard would play this game? I have no idea, but I just bought two copies. Don’t judge me.
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Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book

Build Your Own Human Skeleton
Building a life-size skeleton! That’s what I’m talking about! The Build Your Own Human Skeleton book will give you everything you need to make it out of quality paper. When you’re done, you’ll have a new bony friend in your home. The joints will bend and straighten. No scissors or glue required. You get detailed step-by-step instructions,which is more than you would get if you dug up a corpse and had to figure it all out yourself.