Tag: book shelf

Hand-Crafted Coffin Display Case / Book Shelf

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coffin display case
Who says that the art of reading is dead? No really. Who said that? I can’t remember. Well, reading isn’t dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t treat your books like a corpse and store them in a coffin. This Coffin Display Case / Book Shelf is the perfect place for all of your scary book and terrifying tomes.

It’s a tomb for your tomes. I made a funny! Also made a funny earlier after eating 3 cheeseburgers and 2 orders of fries. Though it wasn’t funny for the pimply-face Burger king employee named Earl who entered with a respirator and a mop bucket soon after I left. The women in my life all be like, “Did you have a salad?” Yes, I did. A “side salad”, which I left on the side as per the name. Any other questions?

Nightmare Before Christmas Furniture

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nightmare before christmas furnitureEtsy seller Raxfox sells a bunch of crazy cool furniture pieces that have crazy wavy lines and and fun colors. Go ahead and stare at some of the images in their shop and I swear they start to move and shimmy. It’s like decorating with LSD, but please, no licking the furniture. That’s usually frowned upon. The pieces that caught my eye were these Nightmare Before Christmas inspired pieces.

I should probably buy these. My furniture is a nightmare before, after and during Christmas. I guess that’s what happens when the ex wife comes over and does some hand detailing with an ax.