Twisted Toyland. Sounds like an adult sex shop. Deal me in! Nah. Just a cool set of tarot cards so some gypsy can tell your future. And that future is gonna involve some insane and demented toys. The Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards set is a 22 Card Major Arcana Tarot Deck. Who gives a reading with these cards? They’re all like, “I’ll charge you a hundred bucks to introduce you to the most demented toybox ever.” I’d be like, no thanks, cuz I had the most foul and darkest and most twisted toy box ever when I was a kid. But that’s only cuz I pooped in it(foul), my mom painted it black(darkest) and my dad was a sh*t carpenter(wood was all twisted).
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Nightmare Before Christmas Furniture
Etsy seller Raxfox sells a bunch of crazy cool furniture pieces that have crazy wavy lines and and fun colors. Go ahead and stare at some of the images in their shop and I swear they start to move and shimmy. It’s like decorating with LSD, but please, no licking the furniture. That’s usually frowned upon. The pieces that caught my eye were these Nightmare Before Christmas inspired pieces.
I should probably buy these. My furniture is a nightmare before, after and during Christmas. I guess that’s what happens when the ex wife comes over and does some hand detailing with an ax.