Bear Sleeping Bag

Bear Sleeping Bag
Check out this awesome bear sleeping bag. Mr bear says, “Get in ma belly!” and I’m like, “Uh. Okay.” Rumor is that it feels mighty nice to be slowly digested in a belly like that. How to get out once you’ve had a good night’s sleep. That’s the problem. That’s why that woman is sticking her arm out of the mouth. This thing is like a bear sarcophagus. No, not a bare sarcophagus. Bare means empty. That’s not what I- Oh forget it.

Me and bears have tons in common like that. First off we each weigh a ton. We’re big boned that’s all. We both love honey. And we both growl and crawl around on all fours being grumpy until you feed us. I am bear, hear me roar! *Roars mightily for 2 seconds and starts choking.*
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Vintage Portable Toilet

portable toilet
This Vintage Portable Toilet ain’t nothing but TV dinner tray stand legs and a hefty bag! Supposedly it’s perfect for things like camping, fishing and hunting. You know, because you didn’t bring your own toilet from home. Because nothing says camping like a stinky and putrid hefty bag full of camper poop and pee, right by the fire while you’re toasting marshmallows.

Also if you need to erect a hefty bag toilet while you are fishing or hunting, you have some serious medical problems my friend. What do you do with it when you’re done? Tie off that hefty bag and drive it home in your car, where it is bound to spring a leak? Tie it up and toss it in the forest like the toxic waste it is?

I like to just bring a spare toilet, set her up in a quiet place and leave it there for the next guy. I’m thoughtful like that.
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