Hey, thanks for the Necronomicon tablet cover. What a great gift! Now every time I play Angry Birds I’m opening a portal to some ancient and evil place. No, really, I’m enjoying it. Just what I wanted. I love getting choked by a Cthulhu tentacle in the middle of the night as it reaches out of my tablet. Know what else I love? Coming home from work and finding cultists in a circle in my livingroom playing Fruit Ninja and eating all my snacks.
Oh man, those veins on the cover are bulging. *A dark wind is kicking up, swirling about a nasty sulfur smell* This ain’t good! Yeah, I really love my gift you a**hole. Next time get me a blender. Hold on to some furniture! Prepare for what I like to call a demon fart!
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Do you like to collect your cat’s hair and whiskers? Well, aside from the fact that you are likely on some serial killer list somewhere, you have another problem. There’s just no good way to collect your trophies. That jar of hair and whiskers on your shelf just lacks class.