Is this an eyeglass case or a die-glass case? Well, this Coffin Case is perfect for your sunglasses, eyeglasses, or pens and such. I like to throw a bit of dirt in every time I put my glasses in and close it, then say a comforting word or two, hand on heart. It is basically the perfect accessory for vampires and undertakers. We love it. I need this cuz the future’s so bright… I gotta wear shades!
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3D Skull iPhone Cases – Skulls Everywhere
Check out these 3D Skull iPhone Cases. They will fit iPhone 6/6s.Are we up to like iPhone 13 now? I can’t keep track. These cases come in red and black and make your overpriced phone look badass. It has skulls all over. Just like the floor of Apple’s factory! Zing! Oh no he didn’t! Oh yes he did! That was a burn! Hey, why’d my phone stop working? Oh sure, you aren’t spying on me.
Mr. Gross Face iPhone 7 Case
Call this nightmare monstrosity anything you want. I think we can all agree that it’s ugly. A face only a mother could love? This guy’s mother left him on the church doorstep. Then burned the church down. Dude is so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application. He is so ugly, when he sits in the sand, cats try to bury him. Damn this dude is ugly. Fugly even. But if you like ugly and disgusting, this iPhone 7 case is for you. I gotta look away, so later peeps.
Zombie iPhone 7 Case – The Texting Dead
This Zombie iPhone 7 Case is compatible with iPhone 5/5s, 6/6s, 7/7s. Looks like it could use some toothpaste. A little flossing wouldn’t hurt either. Damn son, you got some nasty choppers. I hope it doesn’t bite my finger when I answer my phone. I just feel like I want to do some reconstructive surgery on him, like one of those forensic guys. See what he looked like before he was turned into a rotting walking corpse.
Oh nevermind. I should have recognized Joan Rivers right away. Hey Joan. What up? Thanks for protecting my iPhone with your head.
Coffin Makeup Brush Holder
Your current makeup look? It’s dead. Time to eulogize it and bury it in this Coffin Makeup Brush Holder. Then apply some more and let it rise like a Phoenix and cover your face anew. Your old look was Tammy Faye Baker? Your new look can be Tammy Faye Undertaker. Your makeup is only as good as your makeup holder ladies. Behind every pretty face is a coffin.
Oh damn, that sounded like something a serial killer would say. Forget I said it. The point is, this is a cool makeup case. Cool, cuz coffins are buried deep. Yeah, that sounded weird again. Okay, stop looking at me like I’m a freak now. I didn’t mean it like that. You try talking about a coffin makeup holder and see how you sound.
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