Remember when we had to dissect frogs in school? WTF is wrong with teachers? Why not just wheel in a goat and a dog while you’re at it? Scarred me for life. No really, I still have a scar from when I accidentally hit my finger with the scalpel. Anywho, if you want all of the joy of a frog dissection without all of the mess, check out this Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter.
Tag: cookie cutter
Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!
Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter
Damn! Eat up your insides with this Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter. So you’re eating a cookie with intestines,stomach and liver and you are using your intestines, stomach and liver to eat it! It’s enough to make me want to toss my cookies. Nah. Toss more in my mouth anyway. The intestine ain’t nothing but a long poop chute. A long poop chute full of cookies now. Like a damn Keebler cookie factory, but in reverse.