Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
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Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies
Normally spiders would keep me away from cookies, but I think I’ll make an exception for these Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies. Yum. The spider means extra protein. Give these to trick or treaters this Halloween? Are you crazy? They can buy their own. There’s only enough for me.
Scary And Sugary Horror Movie Monster Cookies
These Horror Movie Monster Cookies are so scary, I’m gonna toss my cookies. Chucky, Billy The Puppet, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Captain Spaulding, Freddy Krueger, Pale Man, Heidi, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead and Dr. Hannibal Lecter are all here and they are sweet for once. Eat ’em up before they get not so sweet and slash you. You might also want to try some UFO and Alien cookies.
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Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!
Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies
Check out these Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies with awesome horror packaging. These limited edition flavors are scary delicious. You know what the most horrifying Oreo cookie is? That one that fell on the floor, but you ate it anyway, then a few minutes later, you had to pick cat hair and dirt off your tongue. It’s gross but, “The cookie compels you!” True dat! True dat!
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