Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.
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Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter
Damn! Eat up your insides with this Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter. So you’re eating a cookie with intestines,stomach and liver and you are using your intestines, stomach and liver to eat it! It’s enough to make me want to toss my cookies. Nah. Toss more in my mouth anyway. The intestine ain’t nothing but a long poop chute. A long poop chute full of cookies now. Like a damn Keebler cookie factory, but in reverse.
Squeezably Soft: Colin the Colon Plush Toy
Now is your chance to buy your very own plush colon. Just like your real colon, this guy is lovable and squeezable. The only difference is this one is clean, won’t pinch off a loaf and it has googly eyes. Usually, it’s me who gets googly eyes, from straining too hard.
TMI? Deal with it. I name my pooping sessions after the books I finish with each sitting. I just took a huge War and Peace. Lately I’m a big George R.R. Martin fan too. The other day I took a Storm of Swords and later that night, I took a Feast of Crows sized dukie that almost set off the fire alarm. I’m calling this whole week A Song of Grunting and Fire.
This cuddly colon is only $30 from Etsy seller organbank, who makes lots of other plush organs too.