I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.
Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.
Well damn. I’d like to rub my planchette over that and commune with the spirit world. This Ouija Board Bikini Set has me excited and not cuz I want to wear it. Of course you should get a pair that fits, otherwise, people will see how rosy your cheeks are. I like how the “good bye” looks it is going bye bye as the entire ouija board is being sucked into a vortex down the crack.
Look at this Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set. These little skulls are ghastly, ghostly and grim. Just the way I like ’em. They look like mourning corpse wives with veils. These are going to look great this Halloween. I need some new fright lights anyway. Preorder these babies now.
This Vampire Bat Vase is perfect for your gothic decorated home. Sure, it looks great with flowers, but I would put a taxidermy bat in it. Just have it hanging off the side like, “Yo. What up? Just chillin’ here.” This vase makes your belfry batty and will have your guests all chatty.
After the festivities of your Day of the Dead celebration, continue through the night with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights. Night of the dead yall! It’s getting lit in here! As in a bunch of small skulls. This will keep the party going.