Let people know that Chupacabras use your yard as a highway with this Chupacabra Crossing Metal Yard Sign. Plus, it’s just polite to let people know so they don’t hit one with their car. No one likes cleaning Chupacabra guts off of their fender.
Tag: creepy
Freddy Kreuger Taxidermy Mouse
Look who it is. The rodent of my nightmares. The Freddy Kreuger taxidermy Mouse. He will haunt your dreams and search for cheese. If he doesn’t find any cheese, he’ll just nibble on your soul. Sadly, mousetraps don’t work in the dream world. So good luck with this guy. I just won’t sleep.
Hiker Discovers Creepy And Disturbing Elmo Tree
While exploring a state forest in Massachusetts, a hiker found a horrifying scene: a tree covered in Elmo dolls. Can you imagine the scream that this hiker let out upon seeing this terrible sight? “Some of them were just regular Elmos,” she told a radio station, “but some of them were the Tickle-Me-Elmo kind, and quite a bit of them still had batteries in them.”
It’s a trap. Left for unsuspecting hikers and when you move in for the tickle, all hell breaks loose and you die.
Now the tree is a big mystery. No one knows who would set such a trap. A sick mind. A very sick mind.
This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners
This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.
Edward Scissorhands Plush
This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?