Halloween is a great time of year. The best part? All of the candy and cupcakes. Which is why everyone has a stomachache until Easter. Good times. If you are a connoisseur of creepy cupcakes this Halloween Cupcakes Skirt is the skirt for you. Just don’t eat too many or it isn’t going to fit you for very long. Guys will come up to you and say,”Hey cupcake! Nice cupcakes!” Look at all of those spooky and ghoulish baked goods!
Tag: cupcakes
Skull Baking Pan
*Stoner voice* Dude, my skull is totally baked! This Skull Baking Pan must be from Deady Crocker. I think I saw this on the food network. No, wait. It was the F-ewwd Network. I’m gonna decorate mine for the Day of the Dead. Might give him a gold grill too, cuz he has to look as badass as he tastes. I hope I don’t drop it and give my confectionary a concussion.
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Muffin Tops Baking Cups
These Muffin Tops Baking Cups make perfect sense, but I’m considering filing a copyright lawsuit, since they clearly got the idea from me. Sadly, I have been informed that I would lose the case. Why? Because these baking cups can still see their toes. Me? Not so much. And I can’t pick bits of muffin from my tummy in order to lose my bulge.
I’m just jealous that these muffins still fit into their jeans. I leave you with a rap from Amazon.com reviewer Gloria S:
My muffin top is all that
Whole grain
Low fat
I know you want a piece of that
But I just wanna dance!
Ch-checking out my sweet hips
My sugar coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I’m just here to dance
So back up off of me!
You’re weirding me out!!
I’m an independant lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
But if you can’t shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top!
Word.