On this edition of serial killer cooking, a guy makes a fried hand. Then puts rice on top. Okay. I have no idea if this guy is actually a serial killer, but the evidence is mounting when you watch this video. It’s pretty terrifying to watch and I just keep asking myself why? Why do you need to make a fried hand? Why so creepy about it? Why did I watch the whole thing? So many questions.
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Cool Skull Apron For The Kitchen Cook
Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?
Shattered Skulls Oven Mitt and Pot Holder Sets
Man, I hate when I get an aching headache, but it’s never been as bad as the skulls on these Shattered Skulls Oven Mitt and Pot Holder Sets. Damn son, take an advil. Your skull done exploded all over da place. Someone’s gonna be picking up the pieces for ages. Anywho, these potholder/Oven mitt sets are pretty sweet. Great reminder to relieve tension in your head. Or else KABOOM!
Ouija Board Cutting Board
If I cut cheese on this Ouija Board Cutting Board, does that make it a Cheeja cutting board? Is that a cheesy joke? Anyhow, if you cut the cheese on a ouija board, it upsets the spirits. Boy did I learn that the hard way during a seance. Yeah, I woke the dead alright. The medium was gagging through a handkerchief, people passing out, the planchette just freaking out, whirling around the board and highlighting NO over and over and GOODBYE, like it wanted to commit suicide. I was the last one standing and I wasn’t invited back.
But enough about me. How have you been? It’s been so long. I feel like we never talk. K bye!
Skull Baking Pan
*Stoner voice* Dude, my skull is totally baked! This Skull Baking Pan must be from Deady Crocker. I think I saw this on the food network. No, wait. It was the F-ewwd Network. I’m gonna decorate mine for the Day of the Dead. Might give him a gold grill too, cuz he has to look as badass as he tastes. I hope I don’t drop it and give my confectionary a concussion.
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