Wanna channel some spirits while chopping some onions? This Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board will make it happen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Slice and dice and communicate with the afterlife! Chop up a veggie so it looks like a planchette and have some fun.
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Gothic Glass Bat Cutting Board
This Glass Bat Cutting Board is for more than just slicing and dicing bats, which is a delicacy that I assume vampires enjoy. You can slice vegetables in style on this thing. Perfect for any Gothic kitchen. It measures 8 x 11 inches and features a cool gothic damask background with a vintage bat image in black and white. Go batty during meal prep!
Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board / Serving Tray
I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.
This Coffin Cutting Board Is Perfect For A Last Meal
How ironic would it be to cut yourself while using this Coffin Cutting Board and bleed out, therefore going directly to a real coffin? That’s ironic. Don’t ya think? Ittttt’s likeee raiiinnnnnn on yourrrr weddding day…… Sorry about that. Had a touch of Alanis Morissette syndrome. More like Adonis Morissette, cuz I’m so effing handsome! The ladies know what I’m talking about.
Also ironic if you get salmonella on this board and you die. I wonder how he’s doing. I haven’t seen Sal Monella in ages! Dude makes me laugh. Absolutely kills me every time.
Ouija Board Cutting Board
If I cut cheese on this Ouija Board Cutting Board, does that make it a Cheeja cutting board? Is that a cheesy joke? Anyhow, if you cut the cheese on a ouija board, it upsets the spirits. Boy did I learn that the hard way during a seance. Yeah, I woke the dead alright. The medium was gagging through a handkerchief, people passing out, the planchette just freaking out, whirling around the board and highlighting NO over and over and GOODBYE, like it wanted to commit suicide. I was the last one standing and I wasn’t invited back.
But enough about me. How have you been? It’s been so long. I feel like we never talk. K bye!