Hmmmm. I have a dead bird and I also have a vintage tray. What kind of art project could I possibly make and throw up on Etsy? I know. I’ll stick the dead bird on the tray so that people can hang it on their wall. It’s quick and kinda Christ-like. The seller offers these Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays in either a silver or a gold tray. Pro tip: Looks best in trailers, right next to your gun rack and looks really great if you are living out of the inside of a U-Haul truck.
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Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board / Serving Tray
I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.
Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters is a great way to serve guests during a seance or just everyday.
Your dinner is ready sir.
Thank you Jeeves. You know what to do next.
*Jeeves sighs* Did you have any questions sir?
In fact I do my good man. One simple question. Will I enjoy this dinner?
*Jeeves moves the planchette around my hamburger and fries, until the spirits make it hover over YES* All good sir. You will enjoy.
Excellent Jeeves. That will be all. *Fits napkin inside my collar. Slices into my burger with a knife and fork as my pinky strays carefree. Tastes it. Swirling it around on my tongue. Spits it out!* Damn that lying witches tool! Come here Jeeves, this instant!