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Gothic Coffin Mirror

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Gothic Coffin Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the handsomest of all? No need to answer. We all know its me. And as good as I already look, you always look better in a Gothic Coffin Mirror. It’s just a fact. This thing will look great in any haunted house or Victorian home. Plus you get to see what you might look like in a coffin. I gotta say, I look pretty at peace.

I just have to watch my cholesterol every time I reach for my Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. This Gothic Coffin Mirror is just too awesome. The perfect amount of creepy and stylish.

VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

If you want a piece of Edgar Allan Poe, or at least his final resting place, check out this Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt. It bears a portrait of the man himself. The man who creeped us out and thrilled us with countless tales. And inside? Dirt. Dirty dirt. Which is the final resting place of us all, even if you get cremated. Wow, I’m deep today. Not six feet under deep, but pretty deep. It all goes back to the Earth. Well, I’m nice and depressed now. Not enough to take a dirt nap though. Never mind that. This Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt will make a great display in your home, letting everyone know of your love for this legendary writer.

If you like this, you’ll also like the Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust. What do you call fans of the writer? No idea. Lets go with Poe-sers. In a good way. No, I mean that with all respect. Not like how the kids use it. Okay, I’m shutting up now. What? I’m no Poe-ser. I mean I am, but! I’m done. Why do I even get up some days? I should just say Edgar Allan NO! And stay in bed.

Alien Mummy In Coffin

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Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Horror Movies Word Search

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Horror Movies Word Search

Are you at a loss for words? Me too, happens often. This Horror Movies Word Search will at least help you find all of the good horror movie words. Word searches can be fun after all and this one will also test your ability to find words related to horror movies. Can you solve the 100 searches featuring horror movies, characters, tropes and much more! I know I’ll be having a deep dive! Have fun and challenge your friends on movie night.

The Horror Movie Logbook is a great companion to this Horror Movies Word Search. These are both a must for horror movie fans.