Every drink brings you and your liver one step closer to the grave, so why not pop those tops with the Coffin Bottle Opener? This bottle opener is Midnight Black in color with black hardware and a Cap Catcher. It’s a great piece of Gothic home decor. Drink ’em if you got ’em.
The only problem is now I need a coffin shaped recycling bin for the bottles. Someone get on that.
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.
Man, I love this Blank Book of Shadows. I just got one and I’ve been filling it with shadows all day. I think I have the hang of it now. I just stand between the book and the lamp, make a camera shutter noise and capture my shadows on the page. I think I may have overdone it cuz every time I open this thing now BOOM instant night. Just blocks out all light.
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Set the mood with this Cat Skull Beeswax Candle. I’m not sure what moos that would be. Romantic? Yeah, we can go with that. Nothing says romance like a burning cat skull on your dresser while you and your bump uglies all night. Although something tells me that Mr. Whiskers would not approve, no matter how much-wet food you give him. I know I wouldn’t like it if I walked into a room and saw my head on fire. I would yell SAVAGES and run. Just like I do when they tell me the price at the Walmart checkout. I’m just always surprised. You call THAT rolling back prices?