These Gothic Storage Jars fill your kitchen with enough bats to drive you batty. Sugar, tea, and coffee storage jars never looked so good. I had no idea they made storage jars for this stuff. I can finally get rid of those mounds of sugar on my counter. I’ll have to sift out the ants first, but totally worth it. I can also get rid of that pile of flour in the cabinet. I usually get rid of it just by opening the cabinet, because it all falls out. These are going to look great in my kitchen. You can never have too many bats in the belfry after all. Go Goth or go home! Hey where ya going? You’re supposed to go goth and NOT go home when I say that. Oh you went goth AND are going home? Well, that’s rude. I was going to show you my cool batwing coffin necklace. Now you can forget it. And I’m not sharing these Gothic Storage Jars either. So there.
Tag: coffee
Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee
Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee tastes like what the scene smells like. Bigfoot BO and fishiness as two beasts battle. You get 8oz of whole bean coffee roasted to order, from family-owned farms, who are no doubt under siege daily from Bigfoot. He likes to steal coffee beans at night. It’s just what they do. Actually, these two beasts aren’t fighting. Bigfoot’s just doing some fishing.
Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Double Caffeine Zombie Joe Z Bold Coffee
Damn son! Why is that zombie running after me instead of slowly shambling and letting me get away? That’s because the zombies got their hands on a batch of Double Caffeine Zombie Joe Z Bold Coffee. And so can you! If it gets zombies going all day long, it will get you going in the morning too. Zombie Joe! It makes life interesting! *Runs away from zombies at full speed.*
The Mothman Coffee – Cryptid Caffeination
The Mothman never sleeps. He’s too busy flying around terrorizing people in the backwoods of West Virginia. Dude is wired. He’s like one cup of coffee away from getting busted by the police cuz he’s pleasuring himself against a telephone pole one moonlit night, while cooing softly, then hissing when the officer approaches. Just look at his eyes. He’s crazy caffeinated. Now you can go all Mothman too thanks to The Mothman Coffee. You may not get accosted by the Mothman, but you will be so f**ked up, you will feel like you were. Warning: You may wake up in a ditch on the side of the road naked and hear reports of Mothman sightings from the night before when you walk back into town.