Vampire bats are awesome. Except for when they swoop down and attack me and stuff. Get your own Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural varieties. Albino anything is always creepy AF. So naturally, I prefer that one. Albinos freak me out.
Al Bino was white as a sheet.
He scared everyone that he’d meet.
He’s pale and he’s frail and his suntans all fail.
Dude just can’t take the heat.
BlindDeadRelics makes Mummified Corpse Head Props that will have you scratching your head. Not your own head, but probably this mummified head. They have a variety of decorative deadheads. This guy looks like he’s deep in thought. Probably wondering how he became a disembodied head. And hoping for some moisturizer.
Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
MedievalOccultCraft sells all kinds of cool Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints. You got yer three-headed monsters, werewolves, basilisks, swamp trolls, harpy demons and more. There are more beasts here than you can shake a spiked stick at. Hang some on your walls today and beast it up in this biatch! They’re mystical, mythical and magical. Pretty scary too. I wouldn’t want to run into these freaks anywhere. Except on my walls, that’s all good.
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