This Chattergrub Bolo Tie is a stylish and disgusting accessory. What’s a chattergrub? I have no idea. I think it’s a grub that talks and talks and talks until you can’t take it anymore. If that’s what it is, I know some people that are infected by this thing. STFU already! Damn! Still, this creature will make its way into your heart. Other internal organs too.
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Dark Unicorn Skeleton Necklace
I always wanted to ride into battle atop my own unicorn. I picture it impaling people with its horn, but really it would probably just run around the battlefield leaving a rainbow light trail and farting skittles. Still, it would be cool. For now I’ll settle for wearing this kick-ass Unicorn Skeleton Necklace. I like cuz it looks like a unicorn got hit by lightning and became a dark unicorn. An anti-unicorn that hunts others in its species so it can steal their light and colors. Ohhhhh. Spooky.
Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family
Awwww. This Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family is the cutest set of little bloodsuckers. They look so soft and cuddly. At least until they bite your face and start sucking your blood. I don’t even care. I want to adopt the whole family. And since they want my blood, this should be very interesting.
Cthulhu Nesting Dolls – Matryoshka Madness
Holy matryoshka! Heed the call of Cthulhu with these cool Cthulhu Nesting Dolls. It’s a Cthulhu in a Cthulhi in a Cthulhu. Open each layer for more horrifying fun. It truly is the horror gift that keeps on giving.
Day of The Dead Pillows
These cool Day of The Dead Pillows aren’t just for the day. You can use them at night too. For real. They’re vibrantly colored and awesome. They are reversible pillows that are made of 100% cotton fabric, stuffed with poly-cotton blend and sewn closed. They measure about 18″ x 13″. Lay your head on the day of the dead. These are gonna look good with this cool blanket.