These cool Day of The Dead Pillows aren’t just for the day. You can use them at night too. For real. They’re vibrantly colored and awesome. They are reversible pillows that are made of 100% cotton fabric, stuffed with poly-cotton blend and sewn closed. They measure about 18″ x 13″. Lay your head on the day of the dead. These are gonna look good with this cool blanket.
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Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Pillow Set
This Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Pillow Set is perfect for you and your monster bride. I like how they have the heads on them so you know which side of the bed is yours. Monsters! Talk about bumping uglies! Am I right? Frankenstein sex is known as the monster mash. And despite what you’ve heard it is not a graveyard smash. And it did not catch on in a flash. Cuz it’s nasty. Worse than old people doing it.
Alien Head Pillows – Extrater(rest)rial
These Alien Head Pillows are perfect for alien-themed sleepovers. Isn’t Brad dreamy? OMG! What about Chandler? We should do our hair! Then before you know it, you are having a pillow fight and throwing alien heads at each other. Problem is that aliens can see you doing this through your window and they think that you have decapitated a bunch of their friends and are tossing their heads around in a berserker bloodlust rage. You are so getting probed tonight! Like probed deluxe, with all the trimmings. Sometimes intergalactic misunderstandings happen. I’m sure you will all laugh about it later aboard the UFO, while you say don’t make me laugh, my butt hurts too much.
Horror Movie VHS Pillows
Be kind. Rewind. Hell no. I fast forwarded every VHS tape I ever rented. Take that, now defunct and obsolete media! These Horror Movie VHS Pillows are much better than renting movies on VHS. There’s no rewinding, no grainy picture, just you cuddling up with a horror movie in a super soft VHS format. Rest your head on a movie about the undead. Rest your butt on a movie about a serial killer nut.
Karbonite Killows: Horror Characters In Carbonite
Karbonite Killows are pillows featuring horror characters frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. They look ultra comfy. I mean for me, not for these guys all frozen like a freeze pop. They have a facehugger, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Pinhead. These are gonna look great lined up together on my couch.
I’m gonna pretend Boba Fett delivered them to my palace, have a party and wait for Luke to rescue his friends. Except I forgot that Luke doesn’t care about these guys. Oh well. They are still gonna look awesome in my place while I sit there like Jabba shoving food in my mouth.