What a lovely brooch- HOLY HELL! THAT THING HAS TEETH AND A GEE SIMMONS TONGUE! Yeah, pretty much. This Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch has bite! Look at those fangs. Fangs for the nightmares! Fangs a lot!
Tag: etsy
Crazy Custom Horror Movie VHS Tapes
There’s just something about old VHS tapes. If you grew up with them you have a certain nostalgia for them. But I don’t remember my old horror VHS tapes ever coming to life like this. Etsy shop ReadfulThings sells one-of-a-kind VHS and Betamax sculptures that turn classic horror tapes into nightmarish works of art. They are each themed after the movie on the tape. Look at these things, no wonder VHS is dead. These things are scary AF.
Cosmo Sock Alien Plush
Awww. Look how cute the Cosmo Sock Alien Plush is. So adorable. Look at those hearts on their bodies. Hearts mean love. So when they forage around your fecal fortress with their special probes, they’re just loving on you. Hmmm. I guess that applies to some humans too. Don’t be fooled by these cute plushies. Aliens are dangerous! Never forget! I don’t even wear clean underwear anymore or wipe myself, cuz if they come for me, they’re gonna find a nasty surprise! Surprise alien mofos! Either clean me up or toss me back! Preferably both.
Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box
Welcome to my nightmare. What kind of nightmare? A Nightmare Before Christmas of course. It’s March biatch! Speaking of bad dreams, check out this Nightmare Before Christmas Jewelry Box. Oooo la la. So Tim Burton! This cool accessory stands 16 inches tall, but it will stand much taller in your heart.
Dinner With Ghosts – Ouija Board Table
This Ouija Board Table is perfect for any evening when you want to have dinner and a seance. In any order you prefer. Make sure you drink some spirits with your meal. Just don’t drink real spirits. That’s called possession. Which is nine-tenths of the law, but also a horrifying ordeal. So don’t do it. Also make sure you hover the planchette over GOODBYE after every meal, when you get up. It’s just good manners.