Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.

Etsy seller FiendishThingies has a ton of cool sculptures, but these Pinup goblins for $350. take the cake…And rub it all over themselves, with smokey eyes, while blowing you a kiss and doing a little dance. Damn girl. You got claws that catch.

Check out another hottie after the break.
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